mermaiden | Notable NYC Moments:

*cute puppy goes by*
Sarah: Awwwwwwwwwww~
Karyn: You say "awwww" at every single dog!
S: I haven't hugged an animal in DAYS! I'm going through withdrawal!
K: Let's find you a nice bum to hug and it'll be almost the same thing!

*in Greenwich Village*
S: So, my people are here?
K: *blinks* Haven't you been paying attention? WE ARE SURROUNDED.
S: ...Really?
K: Gay, gay, gay. Really gay...
S: Well, yeah, obviously...
K: *points to leather store*
S: ......... o.o

*in subway*
S: IT SMELLS LIKE PEE.
K: OBVIOUSLY. And welcome to NYC.

*in hotel room*
K: You know who carries around stones in their purses? FUCKING WITCHES.
S: Yeah...you know those fucking witches... XD
K: ...we're such fucking witches.

K: Here...have a salt packet.
S: OMG I CAN USE IT IN MY RITUAL TONIGHT, HOW DID YOU KNOW?
K: ...It WAS in my consecrated pocket, after all.

My time in New York City was made wonderful and magical because of the almighty

belladonnastrap~ <3333 Karyn, I loves you so much--I had the best time, and it's all because of you. Thank you for showing me the magic, the mischief, the beauty and epic awesomeness of NYC. I never knew it existed, and I do now. I can't thank you enough for that~ :)

In one hour, I leave the office for the airport, and the waiting arms of my amazing wife, who I can not WAIT to see~

Life is so endlessly good~ <3333