SeaHeart

FINALLY, you can now order a print copy of The Dark Wife! After all of the technical stupidity involved with this, I should let you know that I AM FAINTING FROM RELIEF RIGHT NOW, OMG FINALLY IT'S HERE.

I'm still taking signed pre-orders from my friends list until Thursday, because I promised. :)

But you can now order a print copy for yourself if ye wishes! :D :D :D

Any help promoting this whatsoever is so appreciated that I will never stop appreciating it. I SHALL BEAM RAINBOWS FROM MY HEART INTO YOURS I will appreciate it so much!

This is my proof. NOTICE HOW SHINY IT IS. IT IS SO SHINY, IN FACT, THAT IT MIRRORS THE SPARKLE OF THE CAMERA PHONE. XDDDDDD